I must be too annoying 4 u.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
