Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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