My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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