There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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