So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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