well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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