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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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