I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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