Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think my vagina is haunted
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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