just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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