I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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