I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
