He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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