SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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