You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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