She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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