They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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