Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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