using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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