so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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