Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
This is not my ceiling
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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