i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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