I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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