i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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