well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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