Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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