Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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