Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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