just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
