you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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