He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
if only i could text you this smell
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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