I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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