All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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