That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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