There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm getting married
To pizza
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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