What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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