So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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