ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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