another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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