Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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