I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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