You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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