You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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