So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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