I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Randomize
