How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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