i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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