I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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