please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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