...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Randomize
