is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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